Nickname: Blackie,
If he lives long enough, Blackie will eventually score enough runs to be the top of the all-time batting tables. Whether anyone will be awake to watch it is another thing. Really in semi-retirement, Paul has blocked his way to many a 20 before holing out after 50 turgid overs going for the big heave. And 56 wickets in 22 years says all you need to know about his 'occasional' bowling.
But 2010 is another year and maybe Paul can force his way back into the 4th team through weight of wallet (shouldn't that be 'weight of runs'? - Ed) and punish those 13 year old bowlers again and again with gentle dabs into the leg side.
If Paul was a Test Batsman he would be: Chris Tavare
If Paul was a drink he would be: Ovaltine